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Things We See in Our Heads Are Realities Nevertheless

Imperial Stout with Cocoa Nibs, Roasted Peanuts, Dulce de Leche, Shortbread, Skor Bars, Snickers, Twix, Kit Kats, and Vanilla Beans

Only your mind will decide what you have become. A gathering of amorphous figures that once plagued your every resting moment. And a smorgasbord of greed, overindulgence and death-defying consumption. A depiction of your youth, wrapped in the sheen of everlasting emptiness. A blend of 3 Imperial Stouts, aged upon French Broad Chocolate Cocoa Nibs, house-roasted Virginia peanuts, dulce de leche, shortbread cookies, and a blend of whole vanilla beans. We then pitched in the innocence of our younger days, by adding actual Snickers bars, Kit Kats, Twix, and Skor bars. The end is nigh, as you plummet deep within the walls of your jack ‘o lantern and find Mars amalgamation amid a scoop of Caramel Snickers bar pie, washed down with a melted Reeses Cup Dairy Blizzard. A curse upon your thoughts. The remedy to all your fears.